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Dear hazwa
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I don'
Best of luck on the sex chang
Hahahahahahaha, damn you Acap -.-
But oh well, yg I reply, specially for you, lagi rock. Hahaha
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But oh well, yg I reply, specially for you, lagi rock. Hahaha
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NOW ITS YOUR TURN!!!
Dear (someone in your friends list),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).(12), (Your name).
Dear (
I don'
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When you smacked my ass
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I quoted Forest Gump
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When u finally changed ur underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
asian food-in your bathtub
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow -you ignored
Red - you carved your initials into
Black - you hit on
Blue - you knocked out
Purple -you poured syrup on
White - you put whipped cream on
Grey - you pulled the clothes off
Brown - you bit of
Orange - you castrated
Pink - you pulled the pants off of
Barefoot - you sat on
Other - you drove over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - vexed
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Otherr - Slutty
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exsist
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
Red - Your toe ring
Yellow - The cut toenails
White - Your starwars collection
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - Your love letters to me
Other - The pictures from Vegas
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbor’s dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your picture
S/T - My virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Haven’t showered in a month
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - am better off without you
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Y/Z – Never will forget that night
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism Is Weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Other – Thanks for the Cocaine
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Italy - Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany –greetings to your frog
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Canada - Please don’t hurt me
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yours
Go on, give it a try ! Hahahaha
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affai
White
Black
Green
Grey - You'
Yello
Pink - Your nostr
Brown
No shirt
Other
2) Which
Janua
Febru
March
April
May - When I threw
June - When you put cuffs
July – When I quote
Augus
Septe
Octob
Novem
Decem
3) Which
Tacos
Lasag
Pasta
Hambu
Salad
Chick
Kebab
Fish - In a clown
Sandw
Pizza
Hot dog - Under
Annat
asian
4) What'
Yello
Red - you carve
Black
Blue - you knock
Purpl
White
Grey - you pulle
Brown
Orang
Pink - you pulle
Baref
Other
5) What'
Black
White
Grey – The Catho
Brown
Purpl
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-
Yello
Orang
Pink – Your ‘My Littl
None – My prize
Other
6) What do you prefe
One Tree Hill - Senil
Heroe
Lost - High
Simps
The news - Scarr
Ameri
Famil
Top Model
Other
7) Your mood right
Happy
Sad - How borin
Bored
Angry
Depre
Excit
Nervo
Worri
Apath
Asham
Cuddl
Silly
Other
8) What'
Red - Your toe ring
Yello
White
Black
Blue - The couch
Green
Orang
Brown
Grey - Our match
Purpl
Pink - Your love lette
Other
9) The first
A/B - Your colle
C/D - Your photo
E/F - Your neigh
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The resul
M/N - Your glass
O/P - My commo
Q/R - Your pictu
S/T - My virgi
U/V - Your crimi
W/X – Your sucid
Y/Z - Your credi
10) The last lette
A/B - Haven
C/D - Alway
E/F - am bette
G/H – Hate your cooki
I/J – Mocke
K/L - Will tell the autho
M/N - Told in my confe
O/P - Was inter
Q/R - Alway
S/T - Get sick when I think
U/V - Will try to forge
W/X - Told my psych
Y/Z – Never
11) What do you prefe
Wine-
Soft drink
Soda – I will haunt
Milk - The apart
Water
Cider
Juice
Miner
Hot choco
Whisk
Beer – you shoul
Other
12) To which
Italy
Austr
Franc
Spain
China
Germa
Japan
Greec
Canad
Egypt
Engla
Go on, give it a try ! Hahahaha